Emotional Composer Mugs

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Trump! The Musical

Relationship Warning Lights

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Theorbo

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Mozart on a computer,

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Allegro con molto espresso

Baby Mozart.

"Bravo!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Hildegard von Bingen

Large Emoticon Collider

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"