Emotional Acrobat Mugs

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

'Personal Relationship Counsellor'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Shampoo.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Translating . . . poetry.

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

'He has a learning disorder.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

Master Mum

Writer

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

I Pagliacci

"You call this opening up?"

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'