Emotion Interpreter Mugs

"I knew he was angry, I just didn't see it coming!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Feel better, dear?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Mood Swings.

Classic Emojis for sale.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

Medical Cabinet

"See how controlling he is?!"

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'And then, get this: she tells me I compartmentalize my feelings!'

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'

'I cry a lot.'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

Major and minor keys