Emoji Virtuoso Prints

Screen Addict

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"It's a play on words."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Poetry repairman

Busking during a pandemic

"5...4...3...2..."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Writer

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"