Emoji Virtuoso Mugs

Screen Addict

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"It's a play on words."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Busking during a pandemic

"5...4...3...2..."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Writer

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'