Emoji Connoisseur T-Shirts

Text Graduation.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Oymoticons

Text Culture

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I, TikTok."

"Textin’"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

The Modern Novel.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Darn autocorrect!"

WTF?

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Malcolm Sargent

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

Classic Emojis for sale.

The Family Joules: Part 3

Inaction Figure

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!