Emoji Connoisseur Gifts

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You know, there are other emojis."

Oymoticons

Text Culture

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

WTF?

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Malcolm Sargent

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

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"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Classic Emojis for sale.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

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