Emo Style Pillows

Emo Snail

Hats and Food

"Gift"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

The Eclectic Chair

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Emo

"Too goth?"

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

An Emoo.

'We're carbon off-setting.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

"I got tired of webbed feet."

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'I think HE is messing with us.'

"How about an EMO girl?"

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

Vincent Van Goth

Finding Emo.

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

Finding Emo

'Is it just me, or do you feel kind of EMO sometimes?'

Depressed clown.

What TV Shows Think 12 Year Old Girls Are Like/Me at 12.