Emissions Watchdog Prints

Volkswagen Scandal

"Welcome to the future"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"The Nominees"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Methane Emissions

Horn of Plenty.

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Never Source

Your DNA is in the database.

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

Big Brother

Demand For Oil

Google Earth...

Factory Smoke

"So much for global warming!"

"...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of don't-do-it: it's-already-been-done'."

'Politicians say they want us to have clean air, but all they give us is hot air.'

Drought ruined corn crop.

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

"We're awaiting our editors' inputs before we release the new IPCC climate recommendations to the press."

Nuclear Power Station