Emergency Scenario Debaters Prints

Let's make up a thorough plan first!

Changing Minds

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

Popular and Unpopular Science

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

GM Scarecrow

Sanctions to the rescue

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

Coronavirus: Government takes action!

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

Science battle continues

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

"Um...does anyone have any experience in CPR or aeroplane driving."

"I'm tempted to tell you my joke about homeopathy, but I don't think it works."

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

Planck's Constant Nagging.

It worked!! Herd immunity works!!

'Join the club.'

'You can take that off now.'

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

'Now, if we could only figure out how to get them to work in the womb, we could get the work done even cheaper.'