Emergency Response Personnel T-Shirts

'Olympics? No, there's an emergency evacuation of this area.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Coronavirus Global Alert

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Frontline health workers

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Decontamination

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'