Emergency Response Personnel T-Shirts

'Olympics? No, there's an emergency evacuation of this area.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

Frontline health workers

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Decontamination

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'd say you're a little late...'