Emergency Responder T-Shirts

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'Try not to move.'

'Crisis Management Training'

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know CPR?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'Say you fall down and nobody is around to hear it. With the Emergency Alert System...'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Electro Convulsive Therapy, "Er...shouldn't you be treating me for shock"

Head in the sand.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'Don't just sit there! Give me a hand!'

'Hi, I'm from search and rescue, try not to move!'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

"Clear!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'The brewery on fire? The lads will be there by the time you put the phone down!'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Japan-Reconstruction

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

Let's make up a thorough plan first!

Crisis Management Training

Fire Fighters fighting a fire with water leading to the drowning of the trapped inhabitants.

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

'That's for false alarms...'

'Help me out!"

Man raised flag of drowning women.

"Oh no, we're out of coffee!"

"Didn't you hear? There's a flash flood warning in effect!"

"I know it's hard to stop running, but we have to get out of that circle."