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In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'Try not to move.'

'Crisis Management Training'

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know CPR?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'Say you fall down and nobody is around to hear it. With the Emergency Alert System...'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Head in the sand.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Don't just sit there! Give me a hand!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

'Hi, I'm from search and rescue, try not to move!'

Electro Convulsive Therapy, "Er...shouldn't you be treating me for shock"

'The brewery on fire? The lads will be there by the time you put the phone down!'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Fire Fighters fighting a fire with water leading to the drowning of the trapped inhabitants.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Let's make up a thorough plan first!

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Japan-Reconstruction

"Clear!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

Crisis Management Training

'That's for false alarms...'

"I know it's hard to stop running, but we have to get out of that circle."

"A perfectly working medical alert button! ...But no one ever heard it!"

"Didn't you hear? There's a flash flood warning in effect!"

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.