Emergency Responder Impersonator Pillows

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Elfis"

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Ventriloquist Grave

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'