Emergency Nurse T-Shirts

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

First aid in mountains

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

First aid departments

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Is it urgent?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Next.'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Operation/Grim Reaper

Musical Accidents

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"Clear!"

ER, The Musical: 'I'm a medic...' 'n' I'm a medic...' 'They're a paramedics!'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'