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Life in the Fast Lane.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Zoo.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Wolf Karaoke

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Pesky students.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Too much monkey business...

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.