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Life in the Fast Lane.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Zoo.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Wolf Karaoke

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Too much monkey business...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Spontaneous Kombucha

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Call me!"

Children's Entertainer

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.