Emergency Drama Lover T-Shirts

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Demure lady with gloves

Victorian Lady

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Jester Surgeon

Victorian Gentleman

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Let them eat cake!

Love Tap

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Nell in a faint

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

"He joined in the debate."

'Ready, steady, Operate'

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'