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"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Demure lady with gloves

Victorian Lady

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Jester Surgeon

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Victorian Gentleman

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

Love Tap

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

I know they told me not to bark

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Let them eat cake!

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Nell in a faint

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

'Ready, steady, Operate'

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"He joined in the debate."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'