Emergency Buffs Prints

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Wall Street...

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Connected Intersections Challenge

Hospital Cleaning.

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"This way, O' Brien."

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

Sympathy

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

Cow Air Bags.

Rescuing footballs from a fire.

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

"You should have called earlier."

Devil hitchhiker.