Embarrassing Moments Pillows

"I feel I ought to tell you I'm just the receptionist."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You and your daft inventions."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

A close encounter of the awkward kind

Spinach Dating.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."