Embarrassing Moment Gifts

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

Spinach Dating.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

A close encounter of the awkward kind

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Michael. ... That's my sleazeball of an ex-husband's name."

Lion Toupee

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

Livin' the dream