Embarking On An Adventure Mugs

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Remote control pirate bully

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Sparkling Water

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Airport

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Airliner

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

The Imperfect Storm

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"