Email Vanguard Prints

"Bad news, J.B., the creative staff has finally learned to use e-mail."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

New scenario with the vaccine

"I hit reply all too many times."

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

Vaccine shortage in Europe