Email Typo Defender Prints

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Email Notifications

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

Pandora's Inbox

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

'What's this 'H' file?'

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"Dog house"

Valentine's Day texting

"For the last time, Maurice! Don't send out curses by e-mail!"

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

'Can I check my emails first?'

'Next time you use the firms intranet to send a Valentines message remember to avoid the 'send all' key.'

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

'This letter is full of mistakes. Don't you read it before giving it to me?' - 'No, I thought it was confidential.'

'Any collateral other than this letter from a Nigerian banker's widow?'

'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'

sign on wall: "ABC Profreading Company"

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)