Email Marketers Mugs

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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My email is down... talk to me."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Out and In.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Likes: $2.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

I should probably get out more.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Connected to Technology.

Man doing a search on a computer

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Spam in Hell.