Email Marathoner Gifts

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Storm in the out tray

Bowled over again!

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Group Think Time

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

American Idle.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

Spam in Hell.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'