Email Culture T-Shirts

'At least the boss knows your name. His memo says, 'If Syms were an e-mail, I'd delete him.''

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Out and In.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Music downloads

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Spam in Hell.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

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"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."