Email Adventurer Mugs

Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

"My email is down... talk to me."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Out and In.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Evolution.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

WiFi Signals

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Draw your own path."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Spam in Hell.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"It's going to be one of those days."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?