Email Enthusiasts Mugs

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

Love by e-mail.

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"Oh, Arnold Snivington e-mailed his lastest novel"

'Must be for this new-fangled-email.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Out and In.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Spam in Hell.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'