Elope Mugs

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Is this the Love Boat?"

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

'Fred! Mother!'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

The Anti-Agent

City Zoo: Day Care

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Killer Executive Suits.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."