Consumer Mugs

… and this model reminds you that its already out of date. I'm obsolete. Buy something new, loser! Handy.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Made in China

"I shop, therefore I am."

Cellphone Islands

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."