Elitist View Satirizer Mugs

After school club

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

UK border controls relaxed.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The economy.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"We won!"

CIA report