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Quiten brain farts in the elevator.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Muzak's Top 10

Santa Elevator

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

'I think I'm suffering from an identity crisis, but then who am I to say?'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here