Elegance Buff Gifts

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Baroque Peacock

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Sheep In Curlers

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Wine Pyramid

Elegant woman in backless dress.

The Cat Spa

Et in Arcadia Ego

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Silver Fox

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Lady in a pretty dress

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Two men in barber shop

'The buildings are merging.'

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"