Electricity Puns Appreciator Pillows

Good job we were still plugged in!

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Love At First Shock

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'Male and Female He created them.'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"Have you got it in beige?"

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Librarian of Congress

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

'Power! Give me more power!'

Falling Oil Prices.

'For the last time, I am electric and I do not require wi-fi to listen to the land!'

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

"I don't jump on the countertops to annoy you. That's just a nice bonus."

That guy? He does static shock.

"I discovered this fantastic accountant, who knew all the angles, fot my tax liabilities down to almost nil, and even had the Inland Revenue owning me money. Unfortunately, the Inland Revenue discovered him shortly afterwards."

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

Hormuz Canal Crisis.

Electricians, unlike ambitious politicians, try to not make a power grab.

"No, you're not going out, you're grounded!"

Russian Gas

'Well it is listed but that's mainly down to the local fracking.'

'You're blocking up the electricity!'

"If gas prices weren't so low, I'd be upset my energy stocks have tanked."

"Doug, that is incredibly inappropriate."

Electrical Problems in Cuba

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

'I can't play. I'm grounded.'