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A young Don King

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Light Bulb Moment

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

The Family Joules: Part 16

Man using to much bug spray

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

At the rock concert...

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Smokey The Tree"

On the brink.

Baby on board.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."