Electric Fence Enthusiast Pillows

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

The discovery of electricity...

En garde!

"Beware of Don"

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Tortured Plank

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

En-guard dog.

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Businessman fences with three others.

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Fencing Venn Graph