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Electric Car Hypocrisy

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Solar Power.

"Not in my name!"

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Electric bike.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

The Electric Car

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

It's the Thoughtless That Counts

Charging Station

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

Telsa Sales

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'