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'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Electric Blanket.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Energy trap.

"You're stealing the blanket."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

Half asleep.

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

Refueling Electric Cars

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

'Power! Give me more power!'