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'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Electric Blanket.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

Frost advisory tonight.

Energy trap.

"You're stealing the blanket."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Half asleep.

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

Refueling Electric Cars

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'