Electoral Dynamics T-Shirts

"It's not as if America has ever interfered with us."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

That party went well.

The Russian Election.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Joe Biden