Election Participation Gifts

VOTE: Democrat, Republican, Other.

This November, many states are opting for the new simplified voting machines.

"My Postal Service improvements are going very well!"

'It's election fever - don't worry, it's not contagious!'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"I don't know what we'd have done if he hadn't shown up!"

Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

'He spends millions of dollars on his campaign ads and he says he's fiscally responsible?'

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

VP debate.

Independent Voters Matters.

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'

'Not going to listen?...You're just going to let your decision be influenced by what you read online...or some news commentators's opinion of how it went?!!'

5-6 PM: 'Grin and Bear It Hour"

'I never vote for anybody. I always vote against!'

"It tickles me that my vote will cancel Paul Krugman's."

EU Referendum

'Every election day I ask myself the same question -- 'Heads or tails?''

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

U.S.A.

Biden 2020

Tea Party Circus

"Oh, but look at his smile, maybe I'll vote for him."

"Thank god Nader's back! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to throw away my vote."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Beware of Don"