Election Engagement Gifts

Not Getting the Message

George Soros' Latest Play

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Good boy."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Love at First Sight

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Romance

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Cow in love'