Election Geeks Pillows

'I'm fed up with being told we're all too dim to manage any but the simplest of voting systems.'

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Turkish Democracy

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

An informed voter is a good voter

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Ukraine Crisis

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

2016 election squabbles!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"We've been cancelled."

Honest Voting Stickers

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Election 2020

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Joe Biden

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."