Election Analyzer Prints

First Projected Loser in November.

If the election were held today ... wouldn't you be glad that it's finally over with?

The idea of democracy in some former East Bloc-countries...

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Laughingstock

Turkish Democracy

Trump Poutine

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Mission Kinda Accomplished

DUNVOTIN

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

A little different

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

Neither Emperor Is Wearing Clothes

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

"We need to get a better grip on the truth in this campaign, and choke the life out of it."

The Trump baby blimp ffffftts into the sunset.

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

Obama TV Commercial

Amigos de Mitt.

The polling station

Katrina Pierson

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Trump's Speechwriters

The Establishment Election

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

Obama Campaign.

Words from a Senator.

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

Wright Wing Conspiracy.