Elected Official Prints

In God We Trust...Because We Can't Trust our Politicians.

'I'll tell you what type of leader I am when I find who my followers are.

Joe Biden

But if we vote for less government, we'll be out of a job!'

U.S. Congress: Ask about our 'Adopt a Lame Duck' program!

'Can't you come up with a better slogan for incumbents?'

R. Chumway: 30 Years in Public Office and Never Indicted

"I will not run for re-election so I can spend more time with my role officer."

"To celebrate our continual reelection, let's make April Fool's Day a national holiday."

"That group of constituents I'm meeting...are they feedback or blow back?"

Tarja Halonen, President of Finland.

'...and I take pleasure in commending Senator Swatsky for a perfect attendance record.'

Congressman Yomp...photo OP w/ constituents: noon- 3PM. Thank you for not wearing a 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt!

The cave of the corrupt.

'Senator - a large number of angry seniors to see you. . . Senator?'

'Well, my political life ended in 1982, but I didn't make it HERE until last Monday.'

'I'm your MP! I realize tax payers pay my salary, and I'd like an advance!'

'...and it is with great sadness that I announce that I've lost my desire to fleece the public and will be returning to the private sector.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'See folks, this is the era that will be remembered as the time that dinosaurs ruled the earth, not a time when furry little mammals ruled the earth.'

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'Remember, you can't please everyone in this world...especially when you're pandering to your base.'

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

“He’s been in a foul mood for a week, but it will be several months before the effects are felt by the American public.”

"Well, I was brave enough to hold a live town hall!"

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'