Elected As Class President T-Shirts

'I know you were elected class president...'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Every class has one. . .

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

Self-Employment

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

They Too

Cameron to improve school discipline - 'Stop arguing about David Cameron's leadership.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

'I like the hat.'

"He's my running mate."

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

Santa Works Out

Help Wanted: UC President

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

A good future in politics

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

Teacher Tips

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

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