Elected As Class President Mugs

'I know you were elected class president...'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Every class has one. . .

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

Self-Employment

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

Cameron to improve school discipline - 'Stop arguing about David Cameron's leadership.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

"He's my running mate."

Santa Works Out

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

A good future in politics

Teacher Tips

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

'Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people.'

Proud to be posh!