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Old Men on Rockers.

"Why bother?"

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

You can't get what up

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Birthday To-Do List

A senior moment.

David Blaine, Age 60

"Our house must be haunted. When I look in the mirror an old geezer-goat stands in front of me so I can't see myself."

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Phew! You're ripe! What's that brown spot?"

'I need a low dose of Viagra please doctor. . .I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't wee on my shoes.'

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'You are always living in the past!'

"It's the Florida kid."

"She's definitely less plumpy."

'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

"This is not exactly how I envisioned watching the grass grow in my retirement."

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Yeah, well, when you're old, you'll get whiskers in weird places, too.

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

"Happy birthday. They were out of bourbon so I got you those underpants you can pee in."

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

False teeth duel.

How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.

'When did I become so old and morose?' 'I know. It seems only yesterday you were young and morose.'

"To avoid stress in the future, tell me what gifts you would like for the next ten Christmases!"