Elderly Escapades Prints

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Cats on Board.

Rock Climber

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Tourist

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Bed and Breakfast

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

When Seniors Fly

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Not now, Lord!'

Fourplay.

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."