Elderly Aunt Or Uncle Prints

Old People of the Future.

I like the Jets...I guess

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"They grow up so fast."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Interior design trends for parents....

'The child is very illogical'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Too much sugar."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'She's just great with the children.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

The No No No's

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"When did she start crawling?"

"You're welcome."