Elder Relatives Mugs

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

"Are we aging in place?"

Remembering His Marbles

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Speed Dating.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Dino Snack

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'It could be hours, or it could be weeks. He's determined to hang on until he finally understands the punchline to a joke everybody else got at a cocktail party in 1947!'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

"You got this, Nana."