Egomaniac Appreciator Mugs

'You say that you wish you had just one percent of my talent? Well that's exactly what you have got.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Cow Kong

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Big business is not evil

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

Cat with Crown.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Alexander Pope.

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"It's my most personal building yet."

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.